February 08, 2016
MIllsions of Hopes Dashed as SMOD Finally Strikes Killing Only One
Indian officials say a meteorite struck the campus of a private engineering college on Saturday, killing one person. If scientists confirm the explosion was due to a meteorite, it would be the first recorded human fatality due to a falling space rock.
According to local reports, a bus driver was killed on Saturday when a meteorite landed in the area where he was walking, damaging the window panes of nearby buses and buildings. Three other people were injured.
LOL. Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!
he cyber-jihadists have now ended their protest, signaling that they are pleased with the fatwa, which states,The Fatwa was based on a little known Hadith, Skin Horse Chapter 3 verses 1-4.“If a cyber-jihadist’s account gets deleted, it will count as a form of martyrdom, as cyber-martyrdom. Just as how real martyrs get to have sex with virgins as a reward, cyber-martyrs will get to have cyber-sex with cyber-virgins.”
Younes Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslims Still Making News
Federal agents arrested Elhassan and another man, Joseph Hassan Farrokh, 28, last month, charging Farrokh with trying to provide material support to terrorists and Elhassan with aiding that plot. They alleged that Farrokh intended to travel to Syria and join the Islamic State; he was arrested at Richmond International Airport, where his journey allegedly was supposed to begin.
When Nubani first invoked the name “Younus Abdullah” in federal court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Dennis Fitzpatrick quickly objected, saying Nubani’s assertion was “total speculation.” A judge struck the name from the record. Later in the hearing, Nubani referenced the Revolution Muslim site.
In a conversation later with a reporter, Nubani said his client was able to identify Morton, whom he knew as Younus Abdullah, as “CHS #3” because the law enforcement affidavit details their interactions.
February 06, 2016
ABC Pre-New Hampshire Republican Debate
Here we go, who will walk away with enough marbles to keep playing.
February 05, 2016
Friday War Porn: ISIS Truck Bed Edition
Bet he won't call dibs to ride in the truck bed again!
(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)
February 04, 2016
Somali Jet Suicide Bombing Works Perfectly
Or 100% Proof Allah Hates al-Shabaab
So perfectly in fact that it must be the will of Allah that only the terrorist died and every other person on board survived.
A wheelchair bound suicide bomber may have been responsible for the explosion which tore a hole in the side of a jet in Somalia, investigators have said.So who's side ya think Allah is on? It appears not al-Shabaab's side at all.
They said the suspected terrorist, thought to be part of the Al-Shabaab Islamist group, may have faked a disability to bypass security checks at Mogadishu airport.
The suspected bomber is also thought to be the man who was sucked out of the plane after blowing a hole in the fuselage, shortly after the plane filled with more than 70 passengers took off from the Somali capital.
The man who fell from the plane has been named by local officials as Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh, 55, from Somaliland, but they did not confirm if he was the suicide bomber.
Jawa Report has of course endorsed Trump because of his favorable treatment of our spice mines on Kessel.
Vote Sith! Vote Lord Trump!
ISIS Savage Child Abuse Continues
in a new video purportedly released by the Islamic State, an ISIS boy soldier of African descent beheads an official with Jabhat al-Shamiya, or the Levant Front, for failing to implement sharia law. According to international terrorism watchdog group Terror Monitor, the victim is an alleged "religious jurist" named Muhammad Tabsho. Terror Monitor further reports that the boy executioner has been identified as the son of Abu Darda, who was killed by a United States airstrike in Aleppo, Syria.Jawa Report as obtained a copy of the video from the usual places.
In the video the boy executioner informs the U.S. in English that ISIS will "destroy" the rebel groups it supports in Syria, like the Levant Front. The Levant Front is a coalition of Aleppo-based Syrian Civil War rebel factions formed in December 2014. It is made up of Islamist and apolitical organizations all with the goal of overthrowing Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad. Addressing the United States further, the boy executioner says, "You can’t escape from coming on the ground. I wish I meet on you on the hills of Dabiq." According to Islamic eschatology, Dabiq is where the Muslim version of Armageddon is prophesied to take place. ISIS is trying to draw the United States and its allies into a ground war at Dabiq to force the fulfillment of this prophecy.
We'll make a fun uncensored copy available by request only. (HERE)
(images below the fold, one is graphic so don't look at it, nor do I recommend watching the video really. But if you must.
AQAP/ISIS Leader Jalal Baleedi Droned
ADEN (Reuters) - Two suspected U.S. drone strikes killed 12 Islamist militants overnight in southern Yemen, residents said on Thursday, including a top al Qaeda commander who may have been the new leader of Islamic State in Yemen.
One strike killed six men in a car traveling in al Rawda city in Shabwa province, a remote desert area where al Qaeda militants are believed to be operating. The province has been targeted by drone strikes this year.
Good Gun Control: Cops Edition
Ohhhh ohhhhh!. Shot dat mofo!
I hope there was enough in his pockets to cover the cost of the bullet.
February 02, 2016
WISIS Experiences Technical Difficulties
I was just tuning into ISIS radio.
U.S. airstrikes in eastern Afghanistan killed 29 ISIS fighters and struck the terrorist group's FM radio station, signaling American forces' continued military action in the war-torn nation -- albeit against a different entity that brought them there in the first place.All I got was static.
The strikes occurred Monday evening in Nangarhar province, according to Ataullah Khogyani, a spokesman for that province's governor. Khogyani said the 29 killed included eight ISIS members who worked on the group's radio and online efforts.
Until then, ISIS propaganda could be heard on the radio station in Nangarhar's capital of Jalalabad. Khogyani said the U.S. strikes not only hit the radio facility but destroyed the Islamic extremist group's internet equipment.
Sandcrawler PSA: If Your Plane Makes Emergency Landing in Somalia
It really is an emergency doubleclutch.
Cornhole Watch Justin Nojan Sullivan aka TheMujahid
Justin Nojan Sullivan, the Morganton teen who was charged by the federal government on June 19, 2015, with helping the terrorist organization ISIL, was indicted by a Burke County grand jury Monday afternoon in the murder of 74-year-old John Bailey Clark.Looking at the victim its good that Muj is going to Federal Prison and none too soon because Mr. Clark might have had connections on the inside if you catch my drift.
Clark, of 5576 Rose Carswell Road, was found buried in a shallow grave in his yard Dec. 18, 2014, after officers from the Burke County Sheriff’s Office attempted to locate him at his residence during a welfare check.
Officers went to Clark’s home and found the door to his residence unlocked. They also found what appeared to be a blood trail and drag marks coming out of the house. A more thorough search of the property led to the discovery of Clark’s body buried in the yard, according to a press release from District Attorney David Learner.
His apparent cause of death was multiple gunshot wounds to the head from a small-caliber firearm, the release said.
Continued investigation of the case led to 19-year-old Sullivan, who also lived on Rose Carswell Road with his parents, the release said.
Anyway he'll make a cute girl by prison standards.
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A Burke County, North Carolina, man has been charged with attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a designated foreign terrorist organization, announced Assistant Attorney General for National Security John P. Carlin, Acting U.S. Attorney Jill Westmoreland Rose of the Western District of North Carolina and Special Agent in Charge John A. Strong of the FBI’s Charlotte, North Carolina, Division.
The criminal complaint was filed today in federal court, charging Justin Nojan Sullivan, 19, of Morganton, North Carolina, with one count of attempting to provide material support to ISIL, one count of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony, and one count of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number. Sullivan was arrested in his home on Friday, June 19, 2015, without incident.
“As alleged in the complaint, the defendant was planning assassinations and violent attacks in the United States and is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL and federal firearms violations,” said Assistant Attorney General Carlin. “The National Security Division’s highest priority is counterterrorism and we will continue to pursue justice against those who seek to provide material support to designated foreign terrorist organizations.”
“Sullivan is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL, a designated terrorist organization that poses a serious threat to our country’s security,” said Acting U.S. Attorney Rose. “My highest priority is to detect and prosecute violent extremists and protect innocent Americans from terrorist attacks.”
“Justin Sullivan intended to commit violent acts against innocent people in the U.S. to support the terrorist organization, ISIL,” said Special Agent in Charge Strong. “As demonstrated in this case federal, state, and local law enforcement will work tirelessly to protect our communities from those who plot to carry out terrorist activities of any kind.”
The criminal complaint alleges that the FBI became aware of Sullivan’s plans to obtain a semi-automatic AR-15 rifle at the Hickory Gun Show in Hickory, North Carolina, on June 20, 2015, which he planned to use to kill a large number of U.S. citizens on behalf of ISIL. According to the criminal complaint, an FBI undercover employee (UC) made contact with Sullivan beginning on or about June 6, 2015, during which time Sullivan described himself as “a mujahid,” and as a Muslim convert living in the eastern United States. Sullivan also told the UC that “the war is here,” and gave the UC the opportunity to join what he called the Islamic State of North America, whose “doctrine is Guerilla Warfare in and out,” the complaint alleges. The criminal complaint further alleges that over the next few days and during various conversations, Sullivan discussed with the UC, among other things, his various terrorist attack concepts and instructed the UC on how to obtain weapons, specifically “an AR-15 .223 with split ammo” at a gun show.
According to the complaint, on or about June 9, 2015, Sullivan discussed with the UC the possibility of making homemade silencers and asked the UC whether he would be able to make one. When the UC said that he thought he could, Sullivan told the UC “Ill need to have one built by next week.” The complaint alleges that Sullivan also told the UC “Yeah ill let u mail me…I plan on using it this mont[h],” and that Sullivan planned on doing “minor assassinations before the big attack for training.” He also told that UC that “we are going to send a video to IS.” According to the complaint, during a follow-up conversation, Sullivan told the UC again that he would need the suppressor “before the end of next week,” apparently referring to June 19, 2015.
On June 19, 2015, the FBI, with the support of the Hickory, North Carolina, Police Department, the Burke County, North Carolina, Sheriff’s Office and the North Carolina State Highway Patrol, arrested Sullivan at his home and located the silencer at his residence, which Sullivan had received earlier that day. No one was harmed during the arrest.
Sullivan is currently in federal custody. Sullivan is expected to make his initial appearance in federal court today.
The charge of conspiracy to provide material support to a designated foreign organization carries a maximum potential penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The charge of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000. The charge of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number, carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $10,000.
The charges contained in the complaint are allegations. The defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.
The case was investigated by the FBI. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney and Senior Litigation Counsel Michael E. Savage of the Western District of North Carolina and Trial Attorney Gregory Gonzalez of the National Security Division’s Counterterrorism section.
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Sandcrawler PSA: Elmer Concurs With Groundhog Central
Early Spring baby!
February 01, 2016
Jawa Iowa Caucus Results
I'm going to go ahead and call Iowa for Cruz.
The rest can pack it up.
Update: Hillary takes Iowa by the skin of some pre-pledged delegates. I'm not sure how this works but Bern got Berned. Clinton takes 24 delegates Sanders 21.
But looking overall Clinton already has 409 delegates to Sanders 34.
On the Republican, or less corrupt side, its Cruz 8, Trump and Rubio 7 delegates.
Carson holds three delegates he could pledge, Paul and Bush one each.