October 25, 2016

Old Bloggers.....

We can now talk about old bloggers passing away.... You know guys who blogged before blog was a weblog....

Steven DenBeste has passed away.

Steven was brilliant, a former engineer with a crackerjack mind. His old blog, U.S.S. Clueless was tremendously important in the early days of the 'blogosphere'. It is hard to overstate the importance of U.S.S. Clueless and the brilliance of his analysis. Sadly, that site went down this past week as well, when Steven's server failed. That site was immensely influential to many of us, and I am far from the only person he inspired to blog or helped along.

Anyway I read more USS Neverdock than Clueless, still.

Anyway kind of puts in perspective the news of the day, no?

By Howie at 10:53 PM | Comments |

Might As Well Go All In

Taking a break from my vacation, yes I suppose there is a difference.

I've taken the liberty of creating this here duck focus group.. we'll see what they think of all this.

Update: The ducks.. Um...... didn't care much at all.... stupid ducks.

By Howie at 01:29 PM | Comments |

October 24, 2016

Things That Make Canada Great: Everyone In Brantford Ontario Sloppy Drunk 4:45pm

So Vinnie I hear is on vacation in Brantford, surely just a coincidence or something.

According to Brantford police, an officer was parked on Murray Street around 4:45 p.m., when he saw a man staggering towards him.


When the officer spoke to the man, he indicated he believed the cruiser was a taxi and demanded a ride home," a police news release reads. "Police attempted to located a sober person to take the man to, however were unable to do so."

That's right, not a sober person to be found... 4:45 pm... Or Paradise as we American's like to call it.

By Howie at 11:27 AM | Comments |

October 20, 2016

War Porn: The Best Kind Edition

You know the part where Daesh folds like a wet dollar bill.

By Howie at 06:47 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: This Isn't The Rigged Election We're Looking For

I'm thinking Donna should have had a couple more shots before coming on.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2016

Revenge of the Debates

I have a comment here, but its very very bad. So I'm not going there. Well maybe on twitter.

My prediction, pandamonium!

By Howie at 07:28 PM | Comments |

This is Sharia: Malaysia Bans Hot Dogs

Even Halal hot dogs can't be called hot dogs, because Muslims hate dogs. Because a black dog, who appeared to be a pretty good judge of character, once bit Muhammad.

So maybe the dog sensed that Muhammad didn't like him or something. Anyway the legend was the Black Dog is possessed, they later as it got told it was all dogs.

Mainly its a wives tale as many dogs in the ME and Africa have mange mites.

So now the idiocy has grown to the point where Malaysia has banned the term Hot Dog when referring to Hot Dogs. Not dogs that are hot, but the kind that come on a but with mustard and relish.

By Howie at 03:12 PM | Comments |

Latina Voter Sexually Assaults NPR's David Greene on Live Radio

I didn't hear David invite Ms. Font to kiss him?

Even more shocking, in a fit of revenge he sexually assaults her back!

DIANA FONT: I'm Diana Font. Nice to meet you.

GREENE: Nice to meet you.

FONT: OK. Puerto Ricans, (kissing on cheek) we say hello like this.

GREENE: Oh, good. Oh, good (kissing on cheek).

What shocking and disgusting display of Patriarchal rape culture!

It's the oppression of the Patriarchy that has led Ms. Font to believe that she should offer kisses to strange men to be acceptable and for Mr. Greene to believe that reciprocating this sickening tradition is expected of him.

*One thing for sure, neither one of these cave dwelling neanderthals is qualified to be President of the United States of America, not in today's progressive society!

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By Howie at 02:15 PM | Comments |